Thursday, March 12, 2009

current all-consuming thought

Driving vehicles with standard transmissions will be my white whale.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Callous missuse of grade school grammar.

An in depth study of the apostrophe.

Correct uses: An apostrophe is used to indicate possession.
Example: The queen’s tea was lovely.

An apostrophe is used when combining two words to form a contraction.
Example: I can’t understand your confusing computer jargon without a few stiff drinks.

Incorrect uses: To make anything plural. This includes advertisements in any form of media (magazines, newspapers, television and internet), books of intelligent or unintelligent matter and signs of any kind, including handmade and professional.
Example: Child-sized apples’ for sale. Razors’ included!