Thursday, March 5, 2009

Callous missuse of grade school grammar.

An in depth study of the apostrophe.

Correct uses: An apostrophe is used to indicate possession.
Example: The queen’s tea was lovely.

An apostrophe is used when combining two words to form a contraction.
Example: I can’t understand your confusing computer jargon without a few stiff drinks.

Incorrect uses: To make anything plural. This includes advertisements in any form of media (magazines, newspapers, television and internet), books of intelligent or unintelligent matter and signs of any kind, including handmade and professional.
Example: Child-sized apples’ for sale. Razors’ included!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

lmao where was this? i hate grammar errors.



dedin

don't ever delve into narcotics.

Laura said...

I wrote it, because I too am in favor of proper grammar.

Laura said...

Also, your acronym is very good advice.

Just say no.